Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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