so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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