No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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