Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so that wasnt chicken after all
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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