whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i believe in u and ur pee
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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