In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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