we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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