never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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