Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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