He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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