Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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