we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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