normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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