So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I've blown a few things in my day
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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