I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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