okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
