I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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