turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
