I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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