I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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