I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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