Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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