I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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