ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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