I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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