I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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