I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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