I want to walk on stilts...naked
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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