White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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