He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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