brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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