Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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