NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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