i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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