what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dignity is for republicans.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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