We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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