People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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