I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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