Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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