I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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