I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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