do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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