I heard we made out
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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