just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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