There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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