the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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