She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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