It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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