i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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