I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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