U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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