A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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