We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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